Miller's Mysteries Blog

  Hey, sunshine seekers , welcome to Miller's Mysteries blog, where the goats are making their sunny debut and my cats are ready to put on a show of disdain! As I prepare to dive into Senior Center Shows and compete at mini-golf, I have a feeling I’ll be sharing my nachos with the bleating concerns of our neighborhood goats. They could really use some lessons in fine dining etiquette! Let’s relish the sunshine together and see who can entertain the goats better—my cats or my golf skills! Adventure awaits!   • Across my Desk!! I bought a little bag of air today... The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well. A husband takes his wife dancing. 🕺💃 There’s a guy on the dance floor breakdancing, doing backflips — the lot! 😎 She turns to her husband and says, “See him? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I said no.” 👀💍 The husband replies, “Wow - and he’s still celebrating!” ...and that’s how the fight started. 😅🥊 What do you call a snowman t...

  Greetings, fellow detectives , to Miller's Mysteries blog, where warm weather means the goats across the street are now on my list of “Frequent Blog Commenters”! It seems their bleats are all about my patio dining preferences—who knew they were food critics too?  With my cats looking out like they own the place, I’ll be basking in the sun at Senior Center Shows and AMC films. And yes, the goats may even demand to join me for mini-golf games! So pull up a chair, and let’s chat about the goats’ latest critiques!   • Across my Desk!! Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. In a major breakthrough, scientists have successfully grown human vocal cords in the lab. The results speak for themselves. 🎣 Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day... Teach a man to fish, and suddenly he’s got to buy himself $3k worth of rods, reels, flies, and waders - then a boat, AND a truck! 🚤🚗💸 What is a deer's favorite appetizer? Fawn-Doo. Greetings from the urn: "I’...

  Welcome to the whimsically warm Miller's Mysteries blog, where friendly goats peek over the fence like they’re waiting for the latest neighborhood gossip!  I've often wondered if they think our cats offer better commentary on sunny afternoons. So, I’m all set for this week’s lineup of Senior Center Shows, followed by an adventure in mini-golf before I dine al fresco! With the goats and cats keeping me entertained, who needs a play-by-play announcer? Join us as we soak up the rays and enjoy a little mystery!   • Across my Desk!!    The cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens. What's blue, and doesn't weigh much? Lite blue. Why are frogs good at baseball? Because they're good at catching fly balls. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. Space news:  Get ready for one of the most spectacular sky shows of the year  the Perseid meteor shower is back!  🌌 From July 17 to August 24, the night sky will come alive with streaks of light as Eart...

  We set sail for an unforgettable adventure aboard the Royal Caribbean Liberty of the Seas on June 21, 2025, where the thrill of the Bermuda Triangle awaits! Departing from NJ Port, your journey begins with a luxurious welcome aboard featuring Blue Moon Lager, shrimp cocktail, and decadent royal chocolate cake. After settling into our stateroom 8276, indulge in pizza at Sorrento's before enjoying a Sail-Away Party on the stunning pool deck, complete with Sprinkles Ice Cream! Cat wondering where we are. Sunday brings a day at sea filled with excitement as we feast on a hearty Windjammer breakfast, play Bingo at the Star Lounge, and watch John impress us all in the Belly Flop Contest. But the thrill really unfolds when we arrive in Bermuda on Monday for a breathtaking Glass Bottom Boat Tour and an enchanting Tram ride through the Dockyard, with charming stops at the Clock Tower Mall and the National Museum. Evenings are filled with delightful dinners alongside new friends Joe and Ni...