Miller's Mysteries Blog

     Greetings and Welcome!  Greetings from sunny Southington, and welcome to Miller’s Mysteries blog! The goats are judging my planting skills, the cats are glaring at me for not feeding them faster, and the air smells like autumn adventures ahead.      The Cats We’ll wander through Calendar House Shows, catch a flick at AMC. Patio dining beckons at Back Nine Tavern, where the gentle breeze keeps spirits high. Stay cozy, stay curious, and let’s make some local memories together!   • Across my Desk!! Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. And every year, Fred would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” ✈️ And every year, Edna would reply, “I know, Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.” 💵 One year, Fred said, “Edna, I’m 71 years old. If I don’t ride that airplane this year, I may never get another chance.” 🎡 Edna replied again, “Fred, that there airplane ride still costs...

  Greetings and Welcome!  Hey there, sunshine seekers, and welcome to Miller’s Mysteries blog! The backyard is alive with fluttering leaves, visiting birds, and curious goats peering in, as the cats exchange silent commentary.                            Tall Ship Today promises a perfect mix of Calendar House Shows, AMC movies. When the sun starts to dip, we’ll retreat to a patio at Smokin’ with Chris or Sam the Clam for some seasonal dining. Grab your hat, your curiosity, and your sense of humor—it’s going to be a fun ride!   • Across my Desk!!    My wife and I were sitting on the couch watching TV, and I heard a text. Realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I got up, went to the kitchen to check it... and it was a text from my wife: "Please bring the chips on your way back." SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED that 99% of those who are told to "Hold your horses!!" do NOT in fact HAVE horses. I...

  Welcome, dear readers, to another bright day at Miller’s Mysteries blog!   The air smells faintly of fresh pizza from Viron Rondo Osteria, while the neighbor’s goats plot their next peek-in and my cats judge silently.   Sunset Calendar House Shows are calling, and I can almost hear the cheerful chaos of Hidden Valley mini-golf. Patio dining awaits at Hidden Valley Waterfront Café or Sam the Clam Pub & Grub, sun warming our faces. Stay tuned, laugh a little, and let’s explore Southington together!   • Across my Desk!!    New SNAP provisions that tighten eligibility requirements could impact more than 40,000 CT residents, an official says.  What official? Trump MAGA -- Marine One!! https://www.facebook.com/reel/1276411130649010 Exercise for People Over 60 🏋️‍♂️🥔: Begin by standing on a comfortable surface with plenty of room on each side. With a 5-lb potato bag 🥔 in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them ther...

  Greetings, fellow mystery lovers, and welcome to Miller’s Mysteries blog !  The sun is shining, squirrels are darting through the yard, and the goats are attempting a tactical reconnaissance of my garden.  Cats perched on the windowsill look ready to report back to HQ. Soon, we’ll be enjoying a matinee at AMC or strolling to Sam the Clam's for a bite on the patio. Nothing like seasonal mischief, good food, and a little local wildlife to brighten your day!   • Across my Desk!! I yelled "COW!" at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger. Then she plowed her bike straight into the cow. I tried.                                          ✨ If you can’t sleep at night, it’s usually because you’re awake. Hope this helps.  ✨           ✨    Brain transplant https://www.facebook.com/reel/1175913391255931 Breaking News from M...