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The Miller Report 04032025

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  Welcome to my blog , sunshine lovers!  The warmer weather has officially arrived, and it’s time for outdoor adventures—unless you’re a cat, in which case the only adventure is watching birds from the safety of the window.  The neighbor's goats have taken a keen interest in my garden, and I’m beginning to think they might be the real landscape architects around here.  Meanwhile, my cats are conducting serious surveillance from their lookout post, ensuring no goat goes unobserved. Buckle up for a spring of laughs, mischief, and perhaps a goat or two!   • Across my Desk!! They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat about to puke. Nothing gets you out of bed faster 😂🤢🐱 Some parents run a tight ship. I run a pirate ship. There is some swearing, some drinking, and a touch of mutiny from the tiny raiders I created. Grand kids: the reward for not selling your kids to the circus during their teenage years. LOL Cats’ hearing apparatus is built to allow the...
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The Miller Report 03272025

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     Welcome to the blog , where the sun is shining and the goats are plotting their next great escape!         In Southington, the weather is warmer than my cat’s disdain for the outdoor world, but we’re here to embrace the sunshine. Expect stories of wildlife adventures, from birds that sing like they’re auditioning for a musical to sneaky raccoons that think they’re ninjas.         So grab your iced tea, and let’s see what trouble we can get into—hopefully, the goats will stay out of it this time!    • Across my Desk!!                              Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels so good to fart. The thing about 4 year olds is no matter how tired they are, if they get an 86 second nap in a car it will be enough to fuel them for the next 48 hours. This getting o...
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