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The Miller Report 08282025 🌻

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  Welcome to Miller’s Mysteries , where the sunshine is so golden it could practically be bottled and sold as Connecticut’s finest vintage.  The neighbor’s goats are nosy as ever, peeking in like unpaid interns, while our cats stare back with the judgment of aristocrats.   Nyx A hawk might swoop past, squirrels chase each other in high-speed pursuits, and somewhere down the road, someone’s grilling like it’s a national holiday. I’m looking forward to catching a show at Calendar House, an AMC movie with extra butter on the popcorn, and a game of mini-golf that will almost certainly end with me fishing my ball out of the water hazard.  Southington’s patios are calling too, because what’s better than eating outdoors with the faint chance of a goat cameo?   • Across my Desk!! I'm tired of being the only one who cleans, pays all the bills, cooks every day, and does dishes in this house. I am the backbone of this family. I live alone, but still. Not all women wan...
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The Miller Report 08212025

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 Greetings and welcome to Miller’s Mysteries, where the sun is shining just right and the air is so seasonable you can almost hear the calendar itself flipping pages.       The neighbor’s goats are pressed against the fence, looking in like they’re waiting for show tickets, while our cats perch in the windows looking out as if they run neighborhood security.       Around here, wildlife strolls by like they’ve RSVP’d to a block party, and it’s always a surprise who shows up first. With weather like this, I’m itching for Calendar House shows, AMC movies, and maybe a round at Hidden Valley mini-golf to remind myself that “par” is just a suggestion.       Stick around—just like patio dining at Southington’s best restaurants, the company here is always better than the menu.    • Across my Desk!! I started jogging today. I didn’t want to, but the ice cream truck kept driving. A man was injured while playing peek-a-boo...
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The Miller Report 08142025

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    Greetings and Welcome!  Hello and welcome to Miller’s Mysteries! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and even the neighbor’s goats are curious enough to peek through the fence like tiny, judgmental tourists.    Meanwhile, the cats are on patrol, squinting at the world from the windowsill. I’m looking forward to checking out the latest Senior Center show, catching an AMC movie, and finishing the day with mini-golf and patio dining around town. Stick around—you never know what local wildlife or mischievous goat might make a cameo in today’s story!   • Across my Desk!! Happiness is seeing the little girl you once held in your arms become a strong, brilliant, compassionate and amazing Daughter 🥰❤️✨ I tried donating blood today… NEVER AGAIN!!! 🚫 Way too many ridiculous questions. 🙄 “Whose blood is this? 🤔” “Where did you get it? 🕵️‍♂️” “Why is it in a Tupperware tub? 🍱 Where’s the lid?  Two lifelong buddies made a pact back in college: No ...
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The Miller Report 08072025

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      Greetings and Welcome!  Welcome, inquisitive souls, to Miller's Mysteries Blog, where the goats next door are auditioning for the role of “Friendly Neighborhood Critic” in my sunny backyard!  The cats, sitting by the window with judgment, love the attention as much as the goats do. I’m all set to enjoy some fun-filled activities at the Senior Center and catch the latest flick at AMC—the goats might even give a standing ovation! Oh, and if you see me headed to the mini-golf with side-eyeing goats in tow, just smile and wave! Let the sunny adventures begin!   • Across my Desk!! Vegans hold a funeral at Trader Joe's for the chickens in the fridge Vegans: "Here today to mourn the untimely deaths of the chickens whose bodies are here behind us. Chickens who were slaughtered at Purdue Petaluma Poultry Slaughterhouse. We are here to honor their lives because no one else is." Ring your doorbell on your way to bed at night... This will clear the dogs off the b...
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