The Miller Report 04242025
Welcome to the blog , where the sun is shining and the goats are plotting! Southington’s warm weather has brought out the wildlife, and I’m not just talking about the birds—it’s goat season, folks! The neighbor’s goats have taken to staring at my cats, who are giving them the stink eye from inside. It’s a battle of wills that I never asked for, but here we are! Join me as I navigate this warm-weather zoo right in my backyard! • Across my Desk!! Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels 🐿️ who couldn’t make a decision. Why does my wife always wait until I’m at the opposite end of the house before asking me to “Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!”? BREAKING NEWS: Katy Perry has just stepped in a puddle, and is therefore now a deep sea diver. A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian responds, "It rings a ...