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The Miller Report 05222025

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   Hello and welcome to my sunny blog!    Southington is basking in warm weather, and the neighbor’s goats have decided to make my yard their new hangout spot.    My cats, unimpressed by this goat invasion, are staging a silent protest from the window. It’s a classic case of “who’s watching whom,” and I’m here for the drama!    Join me as I share the hilarity of warm days filled with sunshine, goat antics, and feline frustrations!   • Across my Desk!!   I saw two huge black birds in my garden this morning and they were stuck together. Turns out they were  ... Velcrows . Trump is using funds previously spent on housing for illegal aliens to build a national center for homeless veterans! If you get abducted by a group of mimes, they will do unspeakable things to you. Elephants https://youtube.com/shorts/WPGRMmoPFb4?si=gJsbQwoHHIXbbAPe Today's astronomy includes observing the sky with the Sun in Taurus, the Moon in Libra and in a waxin...

The Miller Report 05152025

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  Welcome Miller's Mysteries Blog    As the weather warms up, Southington is buzzing with outdoor fun, and the neighbor’s goats are leading the charge. They’ve taken to peering over the fence, perhaps hoping for a handout or just a good gossip session with my cats.    Meanwhile, my feline friends are plotting their next move from their window throne, ensuring no goat goes unchallenged.    Stick around for more sunny adventures filled with laughter and unexpected wildlife visitors!   • Across my Desk!! As a boy I could climb any tree and run for miles on end. These days I steady myself before I fart. Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. I went to an antique auction yesterday... Three people bid on me. My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in. Drumming https://youtube.com/shorts/Q1S39jXb_5U?si=dT...