Miller's Mysteries Blog

    Hey there, mystery lovers, and welcome to the sun-soaked Miller's Mysteries blog, where mysterious neighbors’ goats go live for their daily audience! Watch out while I try to enjoy my mini-golf, as these lawn-loving goats could make a surprise appearance—in my backyard, munching on last week's grass clippings!          The cats, busy keeping watch, have their own theories on goat tactics as they plot their next maneuver. Between juicy Senior Center shows and patio dining, I’m all about soaking up the sunshine! Just make sure to hush the goats come taco night!    • Across my Desk!! Kids on summer break: mow the lawn, clean the pool, pull all the weeds, water the veggie plants, take out the garbage, walk the dogs, walk the neighbor's dogs, vacuum the house, wash the windows, wash the dishes, have fun. My wife said I have two major faults:  I don't listen and ... something else.     Failing Out Of Kindergarten. Dennis Reg...

  Welcome to Miller's Mysteries blog ,  where the only thing brighter than the sun is the undeniable “cuteness factor” of the neighbor's goats staring longingly at our backyard BBQ!  Our cats have taken on the role of official guards, ensuring no frolicking goats nab our hamburgers. This week, I'm ready for exciting Senior Center Shows, blockbuster AMC movies, and some competitive mini-golf—not against the goats, I promise! Let's just say, if they interrupt my game, their bleating will be my new motivational soundtrack!  Cheers to sunshine and shenanigans! Weather Forecast: Expect heavy showers across the Midwest, as rain clouds have teamed up to form an “inconvenience front” determined to ruin backyard barbecues nationwide.  In a shocking development, scientists confirmed that plummeting temperatures can lead to the sudden appearance of “Freezie Zombies” that emerge when people forget to pay their heating bills. Stay inside, or you may find yourself gaming with...

    Warm greetings from Miller's Mysteries blog , where each sunny day is just another opportunity for our neighbor’s goats to raise their heads and give us the side-eye! With our trusty cats scoping out the scene, we can only guess what the goats are plotting.       As for me, I can't wait to enjoy the delightful Senior Center performances, some movie magic at AMC, and a fun-filled round of mini-golf. Just don’t be surprised if the goats try to join our dinner at the patio—they’ve been eyeing my nachos! Come on in, the sun is shining!      Weather Forecast: Today's high will reach a blistering 100 degrees, as global warming continues to cook our planet like a microwave burrito.       Meanwhile, astronomers have discovered a new planet, "Despair-9," where inhabitants report a cushy climate of eternal misery and endless paperwork. So, pack your bags for a vacation there—you'll feel right at home!   • Across my Desk!! I...

  Hello, mystery enthusiasts.  Welcome to Miller’s Mysteries blog, where sunny days bring out the goats for an impromptu neighborhood gossip session! You’ll find me huddled with our cats, peering out the window, trying to decipher their bleats.  Today, I plan to escape to the Senior Center for some engaging shows, followed by a thrilling battle of mini-golf! I hope the goats don't take my winning streak too seriously—it's not my fault their putt-putt game is weak! So grab your sunglasses and join me for some fun in the sun!      • Across my Desk!! I replaced my cat litter box with a FedX box, now when it's full l just tape it shut and put it on my porch for someone to steal. Being a Trophy Husband is exhausting. You've never truly lived until you've had to push your car, then hop in and pop the clutch. A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a freight train. The train driver sees 3 idiots standing on t...