The Miller Report 07312025
Hey, sunshine seekers , welcome to Miller's Mysteries blog, where the goats are making their sunny debut and my cats are ready to put on a show of disdain! As I prepare to dive into Senior Center Shows and compete at mini-golf, I have a feeling I’ll be sharing my nachos with the bleating concerns of our neighborhood goats. They could really use some lessons in fine dining etiquette! Let’s relish the sunshine together and see who can entertain the goats better—my cats or my golf skills! Adventure awaits! • Across my Desk!! I bought a little bag of air today... The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well. A husband takes his wife dancing. 🕺💃 There’s a guy on the dance floor breakdancing, doing backflips — the lot! 😎 She turns to her husband and says, “See him? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I said no.” 👀💍 The husband replies, “Wow - and he’s still celebrating!” ...and that’s how the fight started. 😅🥊 What do you call a snowman t...