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  MILLER'S MYSTERIES BLOG Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends and visiting readers—may your day be filled with warmth, good company, and a table that feels like home. I’m grateful for each of you who stops by to read, share a smile, or simply enjoy a moment together here. Wishing you peace, gratitude, and a truly delicious holiday.    Greetings and Welcome!  Welcome back to Miller’s Mysteries Blog, where the sun is bright, the air smells faintly of autumn leaves, and the neighbor’s goats are nosing over the fence again — clearly critiquing my life choices. ☀️🐐   NYX My cats stare out the window like tiny, furry philosophers, silently judging each passerby. 🐱 I’m planning a day of Calendar House Shows, popcorn-filled AMC matinees, and carefully strategized Christmas shopping routes. πŸΏπŸŽ„ Dining adventures await, too, because a mystery blog needs fuel, preferably in the form of fries, pizza, and spicy wings. πŸ— Let’s wander, wonder, and maybe wave at a wan...

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  Miller's Mysteries Blog    Greetings and Welcome!  Hello, and welcome to another sunny day on Miller’s Mysteries Blog! 🌀️ The birds are chirping, the squirrels are plotting world domination, and the neighbor’s goats are giving me that “we see you” look again. 🐦🐿️🐐  The cats are perched like tiny, judgmental sentinels, silently evaluating my breakfast choices. ☕πŸ₯ͺ I’ve got my calendar ready for shows at Calendar House, a double feature at AMC, and a reconnaissance mission to all the local holiday shops. πŸŽ„ Let’s get out there, Southington, and make this season delightfully mysterious and deliciously fun!   • Across my Desk!!    The trouble with bacon sandwiches there’s way too much bread and never enough bacon. Dear Black Friday, We all have TVs. Put Bacon on sale! Hickory Dickory Doc, three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.  And, you know... Top 11 Survival Items at The Dollar Store Worth Buying for a Blackout Zach Of All Tra...

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      Greetings and Welcome!  Good morning, friends, and welcome to Miller’s Mysteries Blog! ☀️ The sun’s shining just right over Southington, and even the neighbor’s goats are leaning on the fence to see what’s going on, while my cats plot their escape through the window. 🐐🐱  I’m gearing up for Calendar House Shows, AMC movies, and the all-important mission: discovering which local restaurant has fries worth writing home about. 🍟🎬  With Christmas lights waiting to be untangled and shopping lists that are growing faster than a winter storm, let’s dive in and enjoy every sunny, chilly, mystery-filled step together!      • Across my Desk!! 23 years ago, young people in Venezuela were cheering for Chavez and Socialism. Today their children are eating out of garbage cans. My wife thinks it's weird that I stare at the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she'd just let me in. Someone told me today that humans eat mo...

The Miller Report 11062025

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  Miller's Mysteries Blog      Greetings and Welcome!  Greetings, fellow mystery lovers, and welcome to Miller’s Mysteries blog!  The sun is shining, squirrels are darting through the yard, and the goats are attempting a tactical reconnaissance of my garden.  Cats perched on the windowsill look ready to report back to HQ. Soon, we’ll be enjoying a matinee at AMC or strolling to Sam the Clam's. Nothing like seasonal mischief, good food, and a little local wildlife to brighten your day!   • Across my Desk!! People shouldn't have kids after 25. That's too many kids.  What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a bear? Claude. It takes 5 machines, 5 minutes to make 5 donuts. How long does it take 100 machines to make 100 donuts? I don't always read something mind-numbingly stupid, but when I do, it's always from a Democrat. Einstein developed a theory about space... And, boy, it was about time, too! If Elon Musk's space company establis...