The Miller Report by Doc Miller

 
Hi, everybody.  I'm back.  Thanks for stopping by.
Time for lunch.  But first here's some stuff from across my desk ...


Astronomy Of The Day ...
Last Quarter Moon in the morning.
Explore star clusters, comets, and galaxies from November 26 to December 3.

Use your telescope, or your binoculars.  Seriously, go for it.
Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?  The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere.



Today's Weather Report:   35F, stick is up!!  How cool is that?  Calm winds, and the sky is partly cloudy.  No birds, but I saw a squirrel run across the yard.
What’s a squirrels favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix!




Geezer Headline of the day served with Punch ...
 

Noteworthy in North County: Food drive fills shelves at New Hartford church’s food pantry
Local News November 25, 2021
NEW HARTFORD -- Ginny Hoffmann and Nancy Butler were practically ebullient Saturday as they looked at the Food Pantry at St. John's Episcopal Church...

Don't forget to keep everything in your dairy/pantry a few inches apart...
... We are supposed to be shelf isolating!
Is that a frying pan in the pantry?
No. It’s a wok in closet.
Two worms are going through a pantry. They go through some apples, pears, and other things. After a while, they get STUCK, in something hard and green. One says to the other, "Man, we really got ourselves into a pickle."



Quote of the day ...
And know that I am with you always; yes, to the end of time.
  --- Jesus Christ



Recipe of the day ...
My favorite salad is built like this:  Base if iceburg lettuce.  Add three slices of Light American cheese, and a strong dash of chopped cheddar.  Add three slices of baked ham.  Add one whole ripe plumb tomato, sliced.  Add a handful of olives, and a handful of oyster crackers.  Add a delightful dressing of Zesty Italian, or Ranch depending on your mood.  Shake of sea salt and a grind of fresh black peppercorns.
Serve with toasted croissant, and iced cold Sam Adams.



Today's question ...
In the past people were buried with the items they would need in the afterlife, what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?





Well, that's all I have for you today.
And,  thanks for the soup!!



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