The Miller Report 100223

 Ahoy, Leafy Lexicologists! Who needs a crystal ball when you have Mindmyst Tales? This autumn, let the books foretell your adventures, and remember, the real jackpot is finding a story that keeps you up all night. Speaking of jackpots, try your luck with this six-number lotto pick: 3, 11, 22, 36, 42, 55. May your numbers be as magical as our tales! 📖🔮🎰


 • Game of the Week --- your chance to win a prize
 
    Proof: Witch's Potion Permutation
    A tech-savvy witch is brewing a special potion using different colored ingredients. She has 5 vials, each containing a unique ingredient. How many different combinations of potion can she create using all 5 ingredients in various orders?   
 
 First player to send your correct solution to: mindmyst@yahoo.com
 Name will be placed on the Game of the Week leader board.


 • This week's amazing story

Fred's Invisible Car
An alien abductee buys an invisible car.
by Doc Miller


Once upon a time, in the quaint town of Littleton, lived a man named Fred. Now, Fred was quite the character. He had an uncanny ability to attract bizarre situations, which somehow always ended up bringing a smile to his face. One day, Fred found himself at the center of another wacky adventure when he became an alien abductee. Yes, you read that right.

Late one night, as Fred was peacefully snoozing in his bed, a bright beam of light pierced through his window, illuminating the room. Startled, Fred jumped up, only to find himself floating in mid-air, levitating towards a waiting spaceship. With wide eyes and a mix of panic and intrigue, he soon found himself inside the extraterrestrial vessel, surrounded by little green beings with bulbous heads and spindly arms.

After a brief period of communication through telepathy (which Fred found incredibly cool, by the way), the aliens revealed their true intentions—they were intergalactic car salesmen. It turns out, the beings from another world had developed a state-of-the-art technology—an invisible car! And they were willing to sell it to Fred.

"Now, Fred," the alien leader said in a nasally voice, "this car is like nothing you've ever seen before. It's invisible, sleek, and completely undetectable by radar. With this vehicle, you'll be the talk of the town!"

Fred couldn't resist the offer. The sheer absurdity of owning an invisible car was too irresistible for him. So, with a grin as wide as the Milky Way, he signed the alien contract and became the proud owner of an invisible car.

With a touch of a button, the car materialized right in front of Fred's eyes—or rather, it didn't. But he could feel it. Fred excitedly jumped into the invisible driver's seat, feeling like a superhero behind the wheel. He zoomed through town, honking at confused pedestrians and laughing at their bewildered expressions.

The invisible car became the talk of the town, with reports of a "phantom driver" zipping through the streets. Fred reveled in the attention, secretly enjoying the chaos he caused. He even entered the invisible car into a local car show, much to the confusion of the judges who struggled to comprehend how an empty parking spot was a contender.

But Fred's newfound fame came with a price. As word spread of his invisible car, he became a target for all sorts of pranks. People would park their bicycles in front of him, pretending they were being knocked over by an unseen force. Others would make phantom tire screeching noises whenever Fred passed by. It was as if the entire town had become an invisible car-themed amusement park.

Through it all, Fred couldn't help but laugh. He embraced the ridiculousness of the situation and wore the invisible car as a badge of honor. His joy was infectious, and soon enough, the townsfolk started seeing the humor in it too. They joined in the fun, hosting invisible car parades and even creating their own imaginary vehicles.

In the end, the invisible car became a symbol of the town's quirkiness, and Fred, the alien abductee turned invisible car owner, became a local legend. And as for the aliens, they found themselves overwhelmed with orders for invisible cars from across the universe, all thanks to the outlandish adventures of one man in a small town.

So, if you ever find yourself in Littleton, keep an eye out for an invisible car zooming past you. And if you're lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Fred, the extraordinary man who turned an alien abduction into a hilarious tale of transparency on the road.



----------

 "Discover the Unknown – "Shadows and Sleuths" Await!"
    Joseph Miller invites you to step into the realm of the unknown. "Shadows and Sleuths" is Available now on Kindle and paperback. Start your thrilling journey, today.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CJMXFGK1


Please take a swing by my author's page to see what's new.
https://warlockpublishing.com/joseph-miller-author/joseph-miller


Well, that's all I have for you today!

 

    Autumnal Appreciation, oh autumn aficionados! 🍂 We're tickled orange that you stopped by and brought a breath of fresh, crisp fall air with you. Your visit was smoother than a caramel apple dip, and we hope you found it as sweet as a slice of pumpkin pie. Thanks for making our day as bright as the colors on a maple tree, and remember, you're welcome here any time the leaves start to turn!