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 Ah, October—the month where the mornings are crisp, the evenings are cool, and the cats are...unreasonably loud. I swear, they’re competing for "Most Dramatic Sunrise Alarm." Meanwhile, the goats have taken a keen interest in the garden, probably planning an autumn buffet. πŸ‚πŸ“πŸ By the end of this month, I may need to reinforce the fence or else the pumpkin patch is doomed.

Speaking of chances, here’s your six-number lotto pick for the day: 7, 18, 26, 32, 44, 13. Maybe it’s time for your lucky October streak!


Across my desk

On grocery self-checkout
Grocery Store Removes All Self-Service Checkout Machines -- UK
Rich
NOW do it in this country!
Norma
Didn’t need them to start with. All it does replace a job that a single mom might need, or a teen trying to make money for the summer. Take them all out. Go back to the way it should be.
Joe
Same applies to carriage returns in the parking lot.

Cheap Groceries
Here are several sources where you can find cheap groceries:  Aldi's, Bj's, Dollar General, Old Bishop Farm, Roger's Orchards, Karabin Farms, Walmart Grocery, BigY Bargain Bin, Co-ops, and
Misfits Market

Rita Moreno and Animal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLxDS65RjLU

The Reader
It was a crisp autumn afternoon, and the golden leaves danced outside the window as Trish settled into her favorite nook by the fireplace. She poured herself a steaming cup of chai latte, the spices warming her from the inside out. With a cozy blanket draped over her lap, she opened her laptop to the Mindmyst Tales Blog, ready to dive into the latest post. A notepad and pencil rested beside her, ready for her to jot down thoughts and inspirations. As she sipped her drink, the enchanting stories pulled her into a world of imagination.


 • Game of the Week --- your chance to win a prize ...  
Campfire Popcorn – Pop your own popcorn over the fire using a campfire popcorn popper or bring pre-popped popcorn tossed with autumn-inspired seasonings like maple syrup and sea salt.

While you enjoy that, try your hand at some math.

Algebra Sandwich Construction
For a day at the football game, Marcus is making turkey and cheddar sandwiches to pack for his friends. He cuts each sandwich into 4 triangular pieces. If Marcus makes x (sandwiches), and each friend will eat 3 triangular pieces, how many sandwiches should Marcus prepare for 8 friends?

Bonus: If he decides to make a new sandwich every time one is eaten, write an expression for how many sandwiches he will make after t (minutes) if 1 sandwich is eaten every 2 minutes.



 • Now, I present to you this week's amazing story!!  Enjoy.
 
Letter By The Sea
by Joe Miller

In late October, the early morning sunlight casts a gentle, golden hue across the landscape, creating a serene and almost ethereal atmosphere. The sun rises slowly, its rays filtering through the crisp, cool air, illuminating the vibrant autumn foliage that clings to the trees. Leaves, painted in shades of amber, crimson, and gold, seem to glow as they catch the light, creating a stunning contrast against the deepening blue of the sky.

The sunlight is softer than in the height of summer, carrying a warmth that feels inviting yet tempered by the chill of the season. Dewdrops on grass and fallen leaves glisten like tiny diamonds, reflecting the light and adding to the morning's magic. Shadows stretch long and delicate, dancing across the ground as the world awakens.

Birds begin to stir, their songs harmonizing with the rustling leaves, while the faint scent of woodsmoke from nearby chimneys hints at the cozy comforts of home. This tranquil moment, where nature seems to pause and breathe, encapsulates the beauty of transition—an invitation to embrace the fleeting days of autumn before winter's embrace.

Today, however, it will be 80 degrees.


Molly sat on the warm, sun-kissed sand, the gentle sound of waves lapping at the shore providing a soothing backdrop to her thoughts. The light blue paper in front of her fluttered slightly in the ocean breeze, a perfect canvas for the words she was about to commit to it. As a freelance writer, she often sought inspiration from nature, and today, the sea felt particularly inviting, as if it were calling her to share her heart.

With a deep breath, she recalled the verses that had been resonating in her mind lately. Psalm 139:9-10 came to her: “If I take the wings of the morning, and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea, even there Your hand shall lead me, and Your right hand shall hold me.” The imagery of the sea, vast and deep, reminded her of God’s omnipresence and guidance. It was a comforting thought, knowing that no matter where she found herself—whether in the depths of her writing or the challenges of life—God was always there, leading her.

Molly dipped her pen into the ink and began to write, her thoughts flowing as freely as the tide. She poured out her heart in the letter, sharing her dreams, fears, and aspirations. Each word felt like a prayer, a commitment of her thoughts and intentions to God. She wrote about her desire to create meaningful stories that would touch others, to be a vessel for inspiration and truth.

As she continued, she remembered another verse that had been guiding her: Proverbs 16:3, “Commit your works to the Lord, and your thoughts will be established.” This verse resonated deeply with her as she reflected on her writing journey. She understood that by dedicating her work to God, she was not only seeking His guidance but also aligning her purpose with His will. The sea, with its endless horizon, symbolized the limitless possibilities that lay ahead when she surrendered her plans to Him.

Molly paused for a moment, looking out at the waves that danced under the sunlight. Each crest and trough seemed to echo the rhythm of her own life—sometimes calm, sometimes tumultuous, but always moving forward. She felt a profound connection between the sea and her writing; both were expressions of her soul, reflections of her journey, and avenues through which she could experience God’s presence.

With renewed determination, she finished her letter, sealing her thoughts with a prayer. She asked for clarity, creativity, and the courage to share her voice with the world. As she folded the light blue paper and tucked it into an envelope, she felt a sense of peace wash over her, much like the gentle waves that caressed the shore.

Molly stood up, brushing the sand from her legs, and took one last look at the sea. She knew that as she ventured back to her writing desk, she would carry with her the assurance that God was with her, guiding her every step. The ocean had reminded her of the beauty of committing her work to Him, and she was ready to embrace the journey ahead, pen in hand and faith in her heart.

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 • Now, I present to you another October Scavenger Hunt, so gather your hunting party for some fun!
 
Here’s a fun and humorous Halloween scavenger hunt that will get everyone in the spooky spirit:

### Halloween Scavenger Hunt


1. Witch's Hat: Find a witch's hat that looks like it’s been through a windstorm. Bonus points if it has a spider dangling from it!

2. Pumpkin Spice Something: Locate an item that has pumpkin spice in its name. It could be a candle, a coffee cup, or even a pumpkin spice-flavored snack. Extra points if you can find a pumpkin spice-flavored item that’s expired!

3. Ghostly Sheet: Search for a white sheet that looks like it could be a ghost. Bonus points if it has a face drawn on it that looks more like a Picasso than a ghost!

4. Creepy Crawly: Find a fake spider that’s so realistic, it makes you scream. Extra points if you can convince someone to scream with you when you show it to them!

5. Zombie Makeup: Locate a tube of zombie makeup or face paint. Bonus points if you can find a picture of someone who used it and looks more like a raccoon than a zombie!

6. Mummy Wrap: Search for a roll of toilet paper or gauze that you can use to create a mummy. Bonus points if you can wrap someone up like a mummy without them escaping!

7. Scary Movie Prop: Find an item that represents a classic horror movie (like a rubber knife or a fake chainsaw). Bonus points if you can reenact a scene from the movie with dramatic flair!

8. Batty Decoration: Locate a bat decoration that’s hanging somewhere. Bonus points if it’s in a place where it clearly doesn’t belong, like the fridge!

9. Candy Corn: Find a piece of candy corn. Bonus points if you can find a candy corn item that’s shaped like something ridiculous, like a unicorn!

10. Skeleton Part: Search for a plastic skeleton part (like a hand or a leg). Bonus points if you can find a skeleton that’s doing something silly, like holding a sign that says “I’m just here for the boos!”

### Action Bonus Item:
Dance Like a Zombie: Gather everyone and perform a 30-second zombie dance. The funnier the moves, the better! Bonus points for anyone who can make the best zombie groan while dancing!

Enjoy your scavenger hunt, and may the best ghost win! πŸŽƒπŸ‘»
 




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 • book review


Fire in the Sky by Travis Walton

I invite you to delve into "Fire in the Sky" by Travis Walton, a captivating account that delves into the mysterious and often controversial subject of alien abduction. Walton's narrative is not only gripping but also thought-provoking, as he shares his harrowing experience and the profound impact it has had on his life. The book is skillfully crafted, blending personal reflection with a compelling storyline that keeps you engaged from beginning to end. Walton's honesty and vulnerability shine through, making it easy to empathize with his journey. Overall, "Fire in the Sky" is a fascinating read that challenges our perceptions and encourages us to explore the unknown.

One in ten people can beat the lie detector test.
Then, five men, as a group were examined.
The statement that "the probability of the group is the product of the individual probabilities" is generally true in the context of independent events.

When events are independent, the probability of all events occurring together (the group) is indeed calculated by multiplying the probabilities of each individual event. However, if the events are not independent, this approach would not be applicable, and other methods would need to be used to determine the overall probability.

Then, I have calculated the probability that this event is true is p=.00001  that's 1 in 100,000 that as a group of 5 men are lying.  

So, the event truly happened.  Proof by mathematical probability.

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"Prepare yourself for a spine-tingling experience with 'Street Tales' by Joseph Miller.

This anthology of thirteen short stories explores the dark alleys of murder, the paranormal, and the otherworldly. Each tale is crafted to draw you into a world where danger lurks around every corner. If you love horror and suspense, 'Street Tales' will keep you hooked until the very end. Don't wait—order your copy now and dive into these thrilling narratives!"

"Street Tales" by Joseph Miller
Now available on Amazon Kindle and paperback.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D94X4F8Q

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Coming soon!!

More Than Just a Mystery – "After Dark" combines thrilling mystery with irresistible romance. Follow Detective Jack Dark and Emily Harper as they uncover hidden treasures, navigate peril, and discover the true meaning of love under the moonlight.


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Please visit by my author's page to see what's new.

https://warlockpublishing.com/joseph-miller-author/joseph-miller


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Thanks for stopping by to enjoy some October vibes!
The air’s getting crisp, the pumpkins are plump, and my cats are once again confused by the concept of falling leaves. πŸ‚ If there’s one thing they’ve mastered this season, it’s perfecting the art of running through a leaf pile with more drama than a Broadway show.

For those in need of a change of scenery, might I suggest a trip to the Adirondacks? The mountains are ablaze with fall colors, and whether you’re hiking, canoeing, or just cozying up by a lakeside cabin, it’s the perfect way to celebrate October in all its golden glory.

Please do write a comment.  You could, if you dare, ask me a question... Play Stump The Host!

Until next Thursday,
Happy Hauntings,

Joe Miller





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