The Miller Report 10312024

 Hello October adventurers!

It’s that magical time of year when the chickens are clucking with extra gusto, and the  goats are channeling their inner Houdini. The other day, I caught them staring at the locked gate with a look that said, “It’s only a matter of time, human.” 😆 I’m half expecting them to escape just to join in on the neighborhood trick-or-treating.

To keep the fun going, here’s today’s lotto numbers: 2, 9, 27, 33, 41, 6. 

Just remember to check your ticket before the goat gets to it!


Across my Desk


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On a rainy Saturday morning, the sound of raindrops pattering against the window created a soothing backdrop for Mark. He brewed a strong cup of black coffee, the rich aroma filling the kitchen as he prepared to read. Sitting at the kitchen table, he opened the Mindmyst Tales Blog on his tablet, a notepad and pencil at the ready for any ideas that sparked his creativity. A plate of warm blueberry muffins sat nearby, their sweetness a perfect companion to his reading. With each bite and sip, he felt inspired by the tales unfolding before him.


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Roasted Cinnamon Apples – Skewer thick apple slices, coat them in cinnamon and brown sugar, then roast over the fire for a sweet and smoky snack.
Campfire Quesadillas – Pre-make quesadillas with your favorite fillings (cheese, chicken, peppers) and wrap them in foil. Heat them up over the fire for a warm, cheesy treat.

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At a local football game, a drone flies in a straight path above the field from one goalpost to the other. The field is 120 yards long and 50 yards wide. Prove that the diagonal distance flown by the drone is greater than 120 yards using the Pythagorean theorem.



 
 • Now, I present to you this week's amazing story!!  Enjoy.

The Diary (part 1)

Emily stepped out of the estate sale, clutching a small, dusty leather-bound book to her chest, her eyes gleaming with excitement. She strolled over to Jack, who was kicked back in the driver’s seat of his Mustang, sunglasses on, one hand resting lazily on the steering wheel.

“Guess who found something actually interesting?” she teased, holding up the diary. Jack lifted an eyebrow, but he didn’t budge.

“Another one of your vintage finds?” he smirked. "I think I’ll pass."

“Oh, come on, Jack,” she laughed, flipping through the pages, letting him glimpse the spidery handwriting and cryptic phrases lining the margins. "This isn’t just any diary—it’s a treasure map in disguise."

He finally sat up, intrigued despite himself. "Alright, you got my attention. But if we find anything, I get first dibs on the reward."

With a mischievous grin, Emily slid into the passenger seat, knowing she’d already won him over.

The diary hints at a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the countryside, with cryptic clues scattered through old poems and riddles.

Emily opened the diary to a page with a particularly elaborate riddle. “Okay, listen to this,” she said, her voice dripping with excitement. “‘In the shadow of the oak, where the wildflowers grow, seek the stone that whispers secrets of long ago.’ What do you think that means?”

Jack chuckled, adjusting his sunglasses. “Sounds like a fancy way of saying, ‘Go dig up a tree.’ I hope you brought a shovel.”

“Very funny,” Emily shot back, rolling her eyes. “I was thinking more along the lines of a picnic. You know, we could bring sandwiches and a metal detector. Very classy.”

“Sandwiches? Now you’re talking my language,” Jack replied, grinning. “But if we’re going to dig up a treasure, I’m definitely bringing my ‘X marks the spot’ hat. It’s a must-have for any treasure hunter.”

“Perfect! I’ll wear my pirate eye patch,” Emily said, pretending to squint dramatically. “Arrr, matey! We’ll be the most stylish treasure hunters this side of the Mississippi!”

Jack laughed, shaking his head. “I can see it now: ‘Two treasure hunters, one Mustang, and a whole lot of questionable fashion choices.’”

“Hey, it’s all about the aesthetic!” Emily insisted, flipping to another page. “Look at this one: ‘Where the sun sets and the river bends, the treasure lies where the journey ends.’”

“Great, now we’re going to need a boat,” Jack said, feigning exasperation. “I can barely keep my Mustang on the road, and you want me to navigate a river?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll be your trusty first mate!” Emily declared, striking a pose. “I’ll even bring a parrot. Or maybe just a really loud duck.”

“Just what I need—an animal that quacks orders at me,” Jack replied, shaking his head with a smirk. “But fine, I’ll play along. What’s next? A treasure map that leads us to a fast-food joint?”

“Actually, that sounds like a solid plan,” Emily said, her eyes lighting up. “We could use some fuel for our adventure. Plus, I hear they have a secret menu.”

“Now you’re speaking my language,” Jack said, starting the engine. “But if we find treasure, I’m getting a lifetime supply of fries.”

“Deal!” Emily laughed, her excitement bubbling over. “But if we find gold, I’m buying a yacht. We’ll sail the seven seas!”

“Or at least the local lake,” Jack quipped, pulling out of the parking lot. “But hey, if we find a yacht, I’m definitely getting first dibs on the captain’s hat.”

“Only if I get to be the captain!” Emily shot back, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “After all, I found the treasure map!”

“Fine, but I’m still the one driving the boat,” Jack said, grinning. “I’m not letting you steer us into a sandbank.”

“Deal! But if we hit a sandbank, I’m blaming it on the duck!” Emily declared, laughing as they sped off into the horizon, ready for their treasure-hunting adventure.

"Jack."

"What?"

"I think we're being watched."






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Coming soon!!

A Romance Woven Through the Night – Experience "After Dark", where every chapter reveals new secrets. From a valuable violin to tarot cards, these unique items drive the action while love quietly takes the lead.


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Thanks so much for visiting! October has swept in with crisp mornings, golden afternoons, and the sound of the chickens trying to win "Best Feathered Costume" for Halloween. 🐔 Meanwhile, the goats have declared war on the pumpkin patch, and I’m just the referee with no real control over the outcome.

Need a break from the everyday grind? Head to Southington, Connecticut. With its scenic bluffs, apple orchards, and cozy inns, it’s the ultimate autumn destination for leaf peeping and unwinding by a crackling fire.


Please do write a comment.  You could, if you dare, ask me a question... Play Stump The Host!

Until next Thursday,
Happy Hauntings,  Bwahahahahaaaa!

Joe Miller

Costume Cat-astrophe: The humans dress the cats in Halloween costumes. The white cats strut around proudly as ghosts, while the young black cat, dressed as a witch, refuses to move, claiming it’s a “cat-astrophe” to wear such a silly outfit.

My cat, Nyx, said:  "I appreciate you filling my bowl with food, but have you considered a gourmet meal plan? I’m thinking tuna tartare or perhaps a nice chicken confit. You know, something that really says ‘I love you’—not just ‘I’m in a hurry.’"