The Miller Report 12182024

 Greetings, fellow adventurers!

Outside, the neighbor’s goats are attempting to form a band, but all they seem to be doing is bleating out-of-tune melodies.

If you’re feeling lucky today, don’t forget the Lotto Pick: 2, 10, 18, 26, 33, and 41—may fortune smile upon you! So grab a snack and enjoy this week's delightful mayhem!


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 • Across my Desk
 

MINUTES AGO: James Webb Telescope Discovers Terrifying City Lights on Proxima B!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZIYBvdjHTU


Chem trails observed over UK.


Three 150-mile-wide spacecraft are on their way to Earth: observed by HAARP, the space research system

Megyn Kelly Explores What Mysterious "Drones" Flying Over New Jersey Are and the Dangers They Pose

HEAVY Rain Camping in a Large 1 Room Cabin Tent - Overnight Adventure  with Luke
TheOutdoorGearReview

HERE ARE DRONES FLYING OVER US — WE ARE BEING LIED TO!
Endless RVing

Sounds like inspiration for a SciFi story.



  • The Reader
 
As the sun set, casting a warm glow over the room, Sean settled into his favorite reading chair with a cup of green tea. He opened his laptop to the Mindmyst Tales Blog, eager to explore the latest posts. A notepad and pencil were ready on the side table, waiting for his thoughts and sketches. A small bowl of popcorn sat nearby, providing a light snack as he read. With each word, he felt inspired to create his own tales, the evening stretching out before him.
 
 
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 • Game of the Week --- your chance to win a prize ...

The Fire Pit Diameter

A circular fire pit in the backyard has a diameter of 6 feet. If the homeowner wants to install LED lights around the edge of the fire pit, how many feet of LED lights will they need? (Use π ≈ 3.14)


 • Now, This Week's Exciting Story.


A Winter's Hike

Detective Jackson adjusted his scarf as he and Professor Emily stepped into the nearby woods, the air crisp and filled with the scent of pine. The snow blanketed the ground like a soft white carpet, crunching beneath their boots with each step.

“Are you sure this is a good idea?” Jackson quipped, glancing sideways at Emily. “I mean, I’m a detective, not a snowman. If I get buried in snow, I’ll need you to call for backup.”

Emily laughed, her cheeks rosy from the cold. “Oh please, Detective. With your sense of direction, I’m more worried about getting lost than you becoming a snowman. Just don’t lead us into a snowdrift!”

“Lead us? I’m not the one who insisted on taking this ‘shortcut’ to the lookout point,” he teased, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “You could’ve just let me navigate my way through the woods like a true detective.”

Emily rolled her eyes playfully. “And miss the chance to find a hidden trail? Where’s the fun in that? Besides, who knows what we might discover?”

As they ventured deeper into the woods, they stumbled upon a narrow, winding path obscured by snow-covered branches. “What do you think?” Jackson asked, raising an eyebrow. “A hidden trail or a trap set by the Abominable Snowman?”

“Definitely a trap,” Emily replied, pretending to shiver. “But I’m willing to take my chances if it leads to a magical winter wonderland. Besides, if the Snowman does show up, I’ll just use my professor skills to outsmart him.”

With a grin, Jackson took the lead, pushing through the soft snow as they followed the trail. The trees thickened around them, the snow creating a serene hush that wrapped them in a cozy silence. After a few moments of hiking, they emerged into a breathtaking snowy landscape—a clearing that opened up to a stunning view of the valley below, blanketed in white.

“Wow,” Emily breathed, her eyes wide with wonder. “This is incredible! It looks like a scene from a postcard.”

Jackson nodded, taking in the beauty of the vista. “And here I thought you only appreciated the beauty of ancient artifacts. You’re going to have to add ‘nature lover’ to your résumé.”

“Only if you add ‘professional snow navigator’ to yours,” Emily shot back, grinning. “I might even recommend you for a promotion if you manage not to get us lost on the way back.”

As they stood together, the sun began to peek out from behind the clouds, casting a golden glow over the snow. Jackson turned to Emily, his expression softening. “You know, this is one of the best adventures I’ve had in a long time. Thanks for dragging me out here.”

Emily smiled, her heart fluttering. “I’m glad you’re enjoying it. I thought you could use a break from solving crimes and chasing down suspects.”

“True, but I might just need to solve the mystery of how you manage to look so beautiful in the freezing cold,” he said, his tone playful yet sincere. “Do you have a secret stash of hot cocoa in your pockets?”

“Just the magic of the forest,” she replied, her eyes twinkling. “And maybe a sprinkle of snow fairy dust.”

Jackson chuckled, shaking his head. “I knew it! You’re a snow fairy in disguise. I’ll have to keep my eye on you.”

Suddenly, Emily spotted something glinting in the snow nearby. She bent down to investigate, brushing the powdery white away to reveal a charming snow globe featuring a miniature replica of Southington, complete with tiny trees and a little ice-skating rink.

“Look what I found!” she exclaimed, holding it up. “This must have fallen from someone’s pack. It’s adorable!”

Jackson took a closer look, his grin widening. “Now that’s a collector’s item. We should take it back and find its rightful owner.”

“Or we could keep it as a memento of our adventure!” Emily suggested, shaking the globe gently, watching the snow swirl around the tiny scene. “Just think of all the memories we’ll create together.”

“Memories like getting lost in the woods?” he teased. “Or will it be more about you outsmarting me at every turn?”

“Definitely both,” Emily laughed. “But mostly, it’ll be about the fun we had.”

As they stood together, the snow globe gleaming in the sunlight, Jackson felt a warmth spreading through him that had nothing to do with the chilly air. “You know, I think this might just be the start of a new tradition for us.”

Emily looked at him, her heart racing. “You mean snow globe collecting?”

“No,” he replied, his expression serious yet playful. “I mean snowy adventures together. Just us, exploring hidden trails and making memories. What do you say?”

“I’d say that sounds perfect,” she responded, her smile radiant. “Just promise me you won’t get us lost next time.”

“Deal,” Jackson said, extending his hand. “And maybe next time, I’ll bring the hot cocoa.”

As they shook hands, a spark of connection ignited between them, blending the magic of the snowy landscape with the warmth of budding romance. Together, they turned back towards the hidden trail, ready to embark on the journey home, the snow globe safely tucked away, a symbol of their adventure and the promise of many more to come.

 

 

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Trivia:

1.What December animal is known for its ability to hibernate through the cold winter months, likely dreaming of warmer climates and endless supplies of hot cocoa?

2.Which evergreen tree is so popular in December that it gets decorated with lights, ornaments, and sometimes even a star on top, making it the "celebrity" of the plant world?

3. What December holiday is celebrated by lighting eight candles and is often confused with the act of trying to keep track of how many cookies you've eaten?

4. What is the name of the phenomenon where people suddenly decide to become fitness enthusiasts in January after indulging in holiday treats throughout December?

5. What popular app, often used for sharing holiday recipes, became the favorite of many home cooks in December, only to crash under the weight of all those holiday cookie requests?



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We are so grateful that you all made the trek through the cold, icy roads to join us for this wonderful gathering. The hot black coffee was a perfect companion as we shared stories and laughter, warming our spirits on this chilly day. Sipping on eggnog while reminiscing about our favorite holiday memories truly brought us closer together. After a day of shopping, it was refreshing to take a moment to relax and enjoy each other’s company. The cheerful sounds of "Jingle Bells" reminded us of the joy of the season, filling the air with festive cheer. As we savored hot soup, we felt the warmth enveloping us, both from the meal and the camaraderie. May you all head home with your hearts full and your snuggling cats ready to greet you with love.


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Until next Thursday, Christmas Day   
Happy DECEMBER!!!,

Joe Miller  

trivia answers:
1.Bear
2.Pine
3.Hannuka
4.New Year's Resolution Syndrome
5.Pinterest