The Miller Report 01092025

Welcome to our cozy abode, where the only thing fluffier than our cats is the chaos they create! Mr. Nyx has decided that the top of the fridge is his new throne, surveying his kingdom like the feline overlord he is. Meanwhile, Miss Willow is busy staging a dramatic rescue of her favorite toy from the depths of the couch—don’t worry, she always wins!

If you hear some curious bleating, that’s just our neighbor's goats practicing their stand-up comedy routine. They’ve been working on their punchlines, but all they manage is a “baa-rilliant” joke!

As for tonight's lotto pick, let's go with 7, 14, 22, 29, 33, and 41—because why not let the cats choose? Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the wonderful madness!

  • Across my Desk!!


That still doesn't change the fact that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay, which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I just loaf around!

The Backnine Tavern
https://backnine-tavern.com/menu/
I enjoyed corned beef Reuben w/tater tots!!


  • The Reader
As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting a golden glow through the window, Amanda settled into her favorite corner of the couch, a plush blanket draped over her legs. With a steaming cup of chamomile tea in one hand and a buttery croissant in the other, she opened her laptop to Mindmyst Tales Blog. The familiar scent of warm pastries filled the air, making her feel right at home. She grabbed a paper and pencil, eager to jot down thoughts inspired by the latest post. The soft rustle of the blanket and the gentle clinking of her tea cup created a soothing ambiance. As she read, the words transported her to whimsical worlds, and she found herself lost in the tales. Time slipped away as she scribbled notes, her heart full of inspiration.

 • Game of the Week --- your chance to win a prize ...

Ice Skating Party: Sarah invited 12 friends to her ice skating party. If each friend skates for 1 hour and the ice rink allows 10 skaters on the ice at a time, how many hours will it take for all of Sarah's friends to get a turn skating if they go in groups of 10?


 • Now, This Week's Exciting Story
 
Snow Fort Shenanigans ❄️
by Joe Miller

As Jackson Dark attempted to shovel the driveway, he quickly realized that the snow was more like a soft, fluffy pillow than a winter chore. Each scoop felt like he was trying to lift a cloud, and he could have sworn the snow was giggling at him. “This is ridiculous!” he shouted into the winter air, which only responded with a gentle breeze that seemed to mock his efforts. Just then, Emily Harper strolled by, sipping from a thermos labeled "All Day Rosé," her cheeks flushed from the cold and delight.

"Why are you fighting a losing battle with that snow?" she asked, raising an eyebrow as she leaned against the doorframe, her smile as warm as the wine in her thermos. Jackson paused, panting and covered in white fluff, and shot her a playful glare. "Because someone has to clear the way for our cars, Emily!" he argued, brandishing the shovel like a knight's sword.

Emily chuckled, her laughter ringing through the crisp air. “Who needs a driveway when we can have a wine bar in the snow?” she quipped, her eyes sparkling with mischief. Jackson couldn’t help but grin at the idea. “A snow fort with a wine bar? Now that’s a winter project I can get behind!”

With renewed energy, they abandoned the shovel and set to work building the most extravagant snow fort Southington had ever seen. Jackson shaped the snow into walls while Emily expertly crafted a roof, all while keeping an eye on her thermos. “This is just like playing in the sandbox!” she exclaimed, her cheeks rosy with excitement. “Except now we can drink wine while we do it!”

As the fort took shape, they filled it with snow chairs and a makeshift bar made of packed snow. Emily poured a little All Day Rosé into plastic cups, and they toasted to their snowy creation. “To the best snow fort and the finest wine!” Jackson declared, clinking his cup against hers. “May it withstand the test of time—or at least until the next snowstorm!”

Just then, a group of children from the neighborhood spotted their masterpiece and raced over, eyes wide with wonder. “Can we play in your fort?” one of them shouted. Jackson and Emily exchanged glances, and without missing a beat, Emily grinned and said, “Of course! But first, you have to help us defend it from the evil snowballers!”

With the children now enlisted in their snowy crusade, Jackson and Emily found themselves in a full-blown snowball fight. Laughter filled the air as they dodged and threw snowballs, Emily’s competitive spirit shining through. As Jackson ducked behind the fort, he caught a glimpse of Emily’s triumphant smile, and in that moment, he realized that this was more than just an adventure—it was the beginning of something special. The snow, the laughter, and the warmth of their budding romance made this winter day one he would never forget.

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Thank you so much for visiting us today! As the cold, icy roads outside remind us of winter's chill, we hope you found warmth and comfort within our home.

There’s nothing quite like a steaming cup of hot black coffee ☕️☕️ to chase away the cold, and we’re glad you could share that moment with us.

The crackling fireplace created the perfect backdrop for our conversations, wrapping us in its cozy embrace.

We hope you enjoyed the hearty hot soup we prepared; it’s a family recipe that always warms the soul. As you head out, don’t forget to take a piece of our warmth with you, perhaps in the form of a snuggly cat who always loves a good cuddle.

Until next time, stay warm and know you’re always welcome here!



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Until next Thursday,    
Happy January !!!,

Joe Miller 🌲️