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❄️   Greetings and Welcome! 

Winter in Southington means layers, laughter, and the occasional goat sighting, so buckle up! Our neighbor's goats have taken to staring longingly at our window, perhaps hoping for a snowman friend or a warm invitation inside. 

Meanwhile, our cats have taken it upon themselves to be the vigilant guards of the house, watching the goats with a mix of curiosity and disdain. "What do they think they are, the stars of a farm reality show?" one cat seems to ask the other. 

So, grab a warm drink, and let’s explore the whimsical side of winter together!❄️


  • Across my Desk!!

 

This season's Super Bowl contenders: 
the Chiefs vs. the Eagles. 

BREAKING NEWS - The National Park Filming Ban Has Been Lifted - TOGR  

Google search: SHADOW by Joseph Miller.  Holy crap!!  I'm at the top of the list.

Voyagers 1 and 2 were designed to take advantage of a rare planetary alignment that occurs only once in 176 years and remain the most well traveled spacecraft in history.

How long is 1 hour in space? One hour on Earth is 0.0026 seconds in space. Thus, upon calculation we find that one hour on Earth is equivalent to seven years in space. Einstein's theory of Special Relativity stands as a explanation to this calculation.

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  • The Reader
It was early morning, and the soft light of dawn filtered through the kitchen window. Eric poured himself a strong cup of black coffee, relishing the rich scent that fills the room. He grabbed a warm croissant from the oven, its flaky layers beckoning him to take a bite. Sitting at the kitchen table, he opened the Mindmyst Tales Blog on his tablet, the pages crisp and inviting. With each sip of coffee and bite of pastry, he felt the day’s worries melt away.


 • Game of the Week --- your chance to win a prize ... grab your pencil and a bit of paper, and a snack.

Winter Clothing: Emma has 3 winter jackets, 5 pairs of gloves, and 4 hats. If she wants to wear a different combination of one jacket, one pair of gloves, and one hat each day, how many different outfits can she create for the winter season?


 • Now, This Week's Exciting Story
 
The Great Pizza Escape
by Joe Miller

On a snowy Saturday, Jackson decided to impress Emily with his "famous" homemade potato soup. As he blended the potatoes, he accidentally splattered soup all over the kitchen, exclaiming, "It's a culinary masterpiece!" Emily whispered, "More like abstract art—let’s just grab takeout instead!"

Undeterred by his culinary mishap, Jackson grinned and wiped his hands on a towel. “Alright, Chef Jackson may not have mastered the art of potato soup, but there’s still plenty of adventure to be had!” He turned to Emily with a twinkle in his eye. “How about we embrace the snow and build a snowman? I promise I won’t mess that up!”

Emily’s chuckle rang out, brightening the room. “A snowman sounds perfect! Just promise me it won’t end up looking like a potato!” She grabbed her coat and boots, excitement bubbling as they headed outside into the winter wonderland. The snow crunched beneath their feet, and the world around them sparkled like a scene from a holiday card.

Once outside, they surveyed the yard, which was blanketed in a thick layer of pristine white snow. Jackson rolled up his sleeves, ready to dive into the task. “Alright, let’s start with the base. It needs to be big—like, ‘I’m the king of snowmen’ big!” He began gathering handfuls of snow, compacting them into a solid ball.

Emily joined in, her cheeks flushed with the cold and her voice echoing through the air. “Just be careful! If you make it too big, we might need a snow crane to lift the top!” She molded her own snowball, tossing it playfully at Jackson, who dodged it with a dramatic flair.

As they worked together, the snowman began to take shape. They added two large sticks for arms and found an old scarf and a carrot from Emily's bag to give him a face. “He needs a name!” Jackson declared, stepping back to admire their creation. “How about Sir Snowy McFlakeface?”

Emily giggled, shaking her head. “That’s ridiculous! But it fits perfectly. Sir Snowy McFlakeface it is!” She stepped back to capture a photo with her phone, wanting to remember this moment forever—their hugging, the snowman, and the playful joking that filled the air.

After finishing their masterpiece, they collapsed into a snowbank, breathless and grinning. “This is the best Saturday ever,” Jackson said, looking up at the clear blue sky. “Forget the potato soup; this is what winter is all about!”

Emily nodded, her heart feeling light. “Agreed! Just wait until we tell everyone about our culinary disaster and the snowman who rules the yard. This is one for the books!” 

Jackson knelt beside the pellet stove, loading pellets with careful precision. With a flick of the switch, the stove hummed to life, casting a warm glow that danced across the room. “Nothing beats the cozy vibe of a fire on a cold day,” he said, glancing back at Emily, who stood in the kitchen with a smirk.

“Especially when pizza is on the way,” she replied, her eyes sparkling with anticipation. “I can already smell the sausage and pepperoni. It’s like a warm hug in pizza form!”

“Just wait until you taste it,” Jackson said, straightening up and wiping his hands on his jeans. “This pizza might just change your life. Or at least your evening.”

Emily snickered, pouring two mugs of steaming coffee, the rich aroma filling the air. “You think that’s all it takes to change my life? A pizza and some coffee? You really know how to impress a girl.”

“Oh, I’ve got plenty of tricks up my sleeve,” he said, leaning against the counter with a mischievous grin. “But I figured starting with pizza was a solid move. It’s all about setting the right mood.”

“Smooth talker, huh?” she teased, raising an eyebrow as she handed him a mug. “Just make sure you can back it up. I expect a lot from my pizza delivery companions.”

Jackson took a sip of his coffee, savoring the warmth. “I’ll show you just how good I can be. But first, let’s focus on the pizza. I promise it’ll be worth it.”

The doorbell rang, interrupting their playful exchange. “That must be our dinner!” Emily exclaimed, practically bouncing toward the door. She swung it open to reveal the delivery driver, holding a large pizza box.

“Here you go! Enjoy!” he said, flashing a friendly smile.

“Thanks!” Emily replied, accepting the pizza and closing the door, her excitement palpable. She placed the box on the table, and the aroma enveloped them like a warm blanket.

Jackson leaned closer, peeking inside the box. “Oh yeah, that’s a masterpiece right there.” He grabbed a slice, the cheese stretching as he pulled it away. “You ready for a slice of heaven?”

“Always,” Emily said, grabbing her own slice and taking a big bite. “Mmm! This is so good! You definitely know how to pick ‘em.”

“Just wait until I start cooking,” he said, a glint in his eye. “I’ll have you swooning over my culinary skills in no time.”

“Is that a promise?” she asked, a coy smile dancing on her lips.

“Absolutely,” Jackson replied, leaning in closer. “But be warned, my cooking might come with a side of flirtation. I can’t help but turn up the charm when I’m in the kitchen.”

Emily feigned contemplation, her eyes sparkling. “I’ll take my chances. But if you burn the house down, I’m leaving you to deal with the fire department.”

“Deal,” he laughed, raising his slice in a mock toast. “To pizza, warm fires, and the risk of flirting with disaster!”

They clinked their slices together, cackles bubbling up as they settled back in front of the stove. The warmth of the fire enveloped them, wrapping them in a cozy embrace. With each bite of pizza and sip of coffee, the atmosphere crackled with energy, their tickling exchanges punctuated by shared glances and smiles that lingered just a moment too long.

“Okay, if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?” Jackson asked, taking a bite of his pizza.

Emily paused, her brow furrowing in mock seriousness. “That’s tough! But I think I’d have to go with tacos. They’re versatile—breakfast, lunch, dinner!”

Jackson chuckled, shaking his head. “Tacos? Really? I was expecting something more sophisticated.”

“Hey, tacos are gourmet in their own right!” she shot back, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “What about you?”

“I’d probably go with pizza,” he replied, grinning. “You can never go wrong with pizza. It’s the perfect food!”

“Looks like we’re both foodies at heart,” Emily said, lifting her mug in a toast. “To pizza, tacos, and all the culinary adventures ahead!”

They clinked their mugs together. The fire flared warmly, and the world outside faded away, leaving the two of them in their cozy haven. 





===========SHADOW
Connecticut's UFO Inferno: Discover the hellish truth behind Connecticut's UFO sightings in Miller's bloodcurdling book. From ominous lights in the sky to terrifying encounters with extraterrestrial entities, this collection of stories will leave you trembling with terror.
  
      Joseph Miller's "SHADOW" is a thrilling roller coaster of UFO encounters and government intrigue. Real stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don't miss out! Available on Amazon Kindle, paperback, hardcover, and Audible.

SHADOW by Joseph Miller 
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B4Z36PS3



===========AFTER DARK
Unravel the Mystery: Dive into "After Dark," where secrets and romance collide in a thrilling adventure. Jack and Emily's chemistry ignites as they piece together clues that lead them deeper into danger. Each twist pulls them closer, not just to the truth, but to each other. Can love flourish amidst the shadows?

AFTER DARK  by Joseph Miller
Available in Kindle, Paperback and Hardcover
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CTHPSSTQ


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Trivia in January

Which winter sport has competitors racing down a hill on a sled that looks like a couch without cushions?

What animal is known for hibernating through January, but if you wake it up, it might just ask for coffee?

In January, which natural phenomenon can be seen in the northern hemisphere that makes it look like the sky is throwing a glitter party?

Which legendary rock star, born in January, is often seen as the “Prince of Darkness” but enjoys a good cup of tea?


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Thank you for spending your time with us today; it was a true delight! The cold, icy roads outside only made our warm gathering more special, creating a cozy refuge from the winter chill. Sipping hot black coffee while sharing stories by the fireplace felt like a scene from a cherished memory. I hope the hearty hot soup warmed you up as much as it did our hearts, bringing comfort on this frosty day. Our snuggling cat, with her gentle purrs, added an extra layer of warmth to our time together, proving that love comes in many forms. As you head out into the cold, may the warmth of our friendship and the memories we created keep you cozy. We can’t wait to welcome you back again soon!


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Until next Thursday,    
Have a great week !!! 

Joe Miller 🌲️❄️
Why do we say "sleep like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? Shouldn’t it be "sleep like a teenager"?