The Miller Report 03132025 🍻🍻

 Greetings and welcome to the blog!
     
As the sun shines brighter and the temperature rises, Southington transforms into a playground of outdoor fun.

Just yesterday, I caught a glimpse of the neighbor’s goats peeking over the fence, probably plotting their next escape.

Meanwhile, my cats were glued to the window, plotting their own escape to the great outdoors. Stay tuned for more tales of sunshine, goats, and feline frustration!

                                  

  • Across my Desk!!

 

Weather for the week ahead: different each day, some sunshine, rain at times, colder at night, most likely warmer by day. Colder if you travel north or go up a mountain. Wet in the sea.

Do the world a favor. Don't give a kid a smart phone. Give them a fishing rod. Teach them how to dig up worms. And teach them how to fish.

Why is Subway asking for a tip? Like Bro, we literally made this sandwich together.

I’m almost a millionaire. I have all the zeros, now I just need a one.

Why do we pay taxes on our income, while paying taxes on money we spend and are taxed on things we already own and have already paid taxes on?

If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity...?

Women Don't Fart...
They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows...

Visited my doctor today.
He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home & moved it to a lower shelf ✌️

I was fired thanks to Elon! My team was so close to solving how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop! $50 million down the drain! Now we will NEVER know!

Why Egg Prices Are So Expensive | It’s Not The Bird Flu
Catching Up With The Walkers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA5UpBFUwyQ

Bees contribute over $15 billion to the U.S. economy. Your morning coffee, your cotton t-shirt, and your apple pie all have a little bit of bee labor in them. True patriots. 🐝🐝
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  • The Reader
As the sun began to set, casting a warm orange glow over the backyard, Emily settled into a rocking chair on her porch. A refreshing glass of iced tea sat beside her, and she nibbled on a few chocolate-covered almonds.

She pulled out her tablet and navigated to Mindmyst Tales Blog, ready to escape into the enchanting stories. The gentle creaking of the chair and the distant chirping of crickets created an idyllic ambiance.

With a notepad and pencil in hand, she began to jot down her thoughts and favorite quotes from the tales. Each story transported her to a different realm, igniting her imagination. Emily smiled, knowing this was her moment of peace and creativity.



 • Game of the Week --- your chance to win a prize ... grab your pencil and a bit of paper, and a snack.

Mini Sandwiches: Small sandwiches with your choice of fillings, cut into fun shapes.

March Madness: During March Madness, a school is hosting a basketball tournament with 16 teams. If each team plays 3 games in the tournament, how many total games will be played if every game has a winner and a loser?



 • Now, This Week's Exciting Story

Let’s say we have the following six playing cards: Ace of Spades, King of Hearts, Queen of Diamonds, Jack of Clubs, 7 of Hearts, and 3 of Spades. Here’s an exciting story based on those cards:

Title: A Game of Thieves

In the shadowy underbelly of the city, where secrets thrived and danger lurked, a notorious thief known only as “The Ace” was planning the heist of a lifetime. The target was the illustrious Heart Diamond, a gem so valuable that it was said to hold the essence of love itself. With a flick of his wrist, the Ace of Spades signaled to his crew: the charming King of Hearts, the cunning Queen of Diamonds, and the quick-witted Jack of Clubs. Together, they were an unstoppable force, each playing their part in a game that could change their lives forever.

As night fell, the crew gathered in a dimly lit hideout, their excitement palpable. The King of Hearts, suave and persuasive, had secured an invitation to the exclusive gala where the Heart Diamond would be displayed. Meanwhile, the Queen of Diamonds meticulously crafted a plan to disable the security systems, her sharp mind calculating every possible outcome. The Jack of Clubs, ever the jokester, provided comic relief, cracking jokes that lightened the tension. But beneath the laughter lay a steely determination; they all knew the stakes were high.

The night of the gala arrived, and the lavish ballroom sparkled like the stars above. The crew blended in effortlessly, their disguises flawless. The King of Hearts charmed the guests, diverting attention away from the jewel, while the Queen of Diamonds slipped into the shadows, her fingers dancing over the security panel. Just as she was about to disable the alarms, a sudden commotion erupted. Someone had discovered a missing item, and panic spread like wildfire. The crew exchanged glances, realizing their window of opportunity was closing fast.

With nerves of steel, the Ace of Spades took charge, rallying his crew. “We move now!” he whispered urgently. The Jack of Clubs followed closely behind, his heart racing as they navigated the chaos. The Queen of Diamonds, her eyes sharp, led them to the display case where the Heart Diamond glimmered enticingly. Just as she reached for it, the alarms blared to life, a shrill sound that echoed through the hall. The crew had only moments to act before security would swarm the area.

In a breathtaking climax, the Ace of Spades snatched the Heart Diamond from its pedestal, and together they made a daring escape through a hidden exit. The 7 of Hearts, a getaway driver waiting in the shadows, revved the engine, ready for their swift departure. As they sped away into the night, hearts racing and adrenaline pumping, the crew couldn’t help but laugh at the close call. They had outsmarted the odds, and together, they were a royal flush in a world that played by its own rules. The Heart Diamond was theirs, and with it, a future filled with endless possibilities.

But, what happened to the 3 of spades?  You did ask, didn't you, dear reader?


As the crew made their daring escape, the 3 of Spades emerged from the shadows, a loyal ally who had been keeping watch outside. Known for his quick thinking and resourcefulness, he had been tasked with gathering intel on the gala’s security and ensuring that their getaway route was clear.

When the alarms blared, the 3 of Spades sprang into action. He quickly signaled to the getaway driver, who was anxiously waiting in the car. With a swift motion, he shouted directions to the crew, guiding them through the maze of alleyways that would lead them to safety.

Thanks to his meticulous planning, the crew was able to evade capture, slipping away just as the authorities arrived at the gala. The 3 of Spades had not only played a crucial role in the heist but had also ensured that everyone made it out unscathed. As they sped off into the night, the crew knew that without the 3 of Spades, their plan might have unraveled at the last moment.




===========SHADOW
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===========AFTER DARK
Mystery and Passion: "After Dark" is a spellbinding tale of love and suspense that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Jack and Emily's quest for hidden treasures reveals secrets that threaten to tear them apart. As they confront danger, their chemistry ignites, leading to a romance that defies the odds. Will they find the truth and each other amidst the chaos?

AFTER DARK  by Joseph Miller
Available in Kindle, Paperback and Hardcover
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    At the craft fair, you have the chance to support local artisans like me who pour their hearts into every creation. My booth is filled with handmade items that are crafted with love and attention to detail. When you shop local, you’re not just buying a product; you’re investing in the community and supporting small businesses. I’d love to share my artistic journey with you and show you the magic behind each piece. Let’s celebrate creativity together!

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May 4th  at Camp Sloper, Southington
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Thank you for joining us today; it was a true pleasure! As you make your way back through the cold roads, may the memories of our time together keep you warm. Enjoying hot black coffee by the fireplace created a lovely atmosphere, and your presence made it all the more special.

We cherished every moment spent sharing stories and laughter, and we hope you felt a sense of belonging. When you get home, don’t forget to savor a bowl of hot soup; it’s the perfect antidote to a chilly evening. And may your snuggling cat be there to greet you, bringing her warmth and affection.

Until we meet again, stay warm and take care of yourself!

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Until next Thursday,    
Happy March !!!

Joe Miller 🍻🍻

As a Pisces born on March 13, you’re the dreamy artist of the zodiac, often lost in your own world—usually while trying to remember where you left your keys. Your superpower? Turning any mundane situation into a dramatic tale of epic proportions, especially if snacks are involved! Just don’t be surprised if your friends start calling you the “Emotional Support Fish” for your uncanny ability to sense their feelings (and sneak a fry or two off their plate). Remember, your motto is: “Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… unless there’s cake involved!”


Why do we always find ourselves in the fridge looking for food when we just ate an hour ago? Are we secretly hoping for a magical snack fairy to appear?