The Miller Report 10232025
Greetings and Welcome!
Hey there, sunshine seekers, and welcome to Miller’s Mysteries blog! The backyard is alive with fluttering leaves, visiting birds, and curious goats peering in, as the cats exchange silent commentary.
Today promises a perfect mix of Calendar House Shows, AMC movies. When the sun starts to dip, we’ll retreat to a patio at Smokin’ with Chris or Sam the Clam for some seasonal dining. Grab your hat, your curiosity, and your sense of humor—it’s going to be a fun ride!
• Across my Desk!!
My wife and I were sitting on the couch watching TV, and I heard a text. Realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I got up, went to the kitchen to check it... and it was a text from my wife:
"Please bring the chips on your way back."
SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED that 99% of those who are told to "Hold your horses!!" do NOT in fact HAVE horses.
If there is an electronic singing fish in more than 3 rooms of your home….you might be a redneck.
I finally did it! Bought a new pair of shoes with memory foam insoles.
No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen.
Retiree Finds Lost Glasses After Three Days… They Were on His Head the Whole Time. 🤓
🕯️“Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” — Arthur Conan Doyle 👻
Comet Late for Scheduled Flyby — Claims Traffic in the Kuiper Belt Was Brutal. ☄️😂
• The Reader
It was a rainy afternoon, and the sound of raindrops tapping against the window created a soothing backdrop. Michele curled up on the couch with a fluffy blanket wrapped around her, a steaming chai latte resting on the coffee table. A few chocolate-covered almonds lay scattered nearby, their sweetness a perfect companion to her reading.
She opened her laptop, the pages inviting her into a world of mystery and intrigue. With each new math problem, she felt the storm outside fade into the background.
• Math of the Week
1. Pumpkin Patch Proportions (Algebra):
Emily and Jack are carving pumpkins for the town contest. Emily carves 2 pumpkins every 45 minutes, while Jack carves 3 pumpkins every hour. If they start at the same time, how many pumpkins will they have finished together after 3 hours?
2. Haunted House Angles (Geometry):
A ghost floats from one corner of a rectangular haunted room to the opposite corner along the ceiling. If the room measures 20 feet long and 15 feet wide, what’s the diagonal distance the ghost travels?
3. Candy Corn Ratios (Fractions & Ratios):
During trick-or-treating, Molly’s candy bag has a 5:3 ratio of chocolate bars to candy corn. If she has 64 total pieces, how many are chocolate bars?
4. Witch’s Flight Path (Pythagorean Theorem):
A witch takes off from her cauldron and flies 120 feet east, then 90 feet north. How far is she from her starting point (to the nearest foot)?
5. Campfire Cauldron Conundrum (Linear Equations):
Rick heats apple cider over a campfire that warms at a rate of 6°F per minute. The cider starts at 58°F, and he wants it to reach 130°F. Write an equation to represent the cider’s temperature over time, and find how long he must heat it.
• Now, This Week's Exciting Story
☕ Survive the Economy with Creativity and Coffee
By Joseph Miller — Mindmyst Tales
So the world’s getting unpredictable again — grocery prices climb faster than my cat up a curtain, and gas stations look like Wall Street tickers gone mad. But hey, don’t panic. Just top off your mug, butter a toasted roll, and let’s discuss a few ways to work from home (or the garage, porch, or a local café with strong Wi-Fi).
These aren’t get-rich-quick ideas — they’re stay-sane, stay-creative ways to keep the lights on and your coffee hot.
1. Freelance Writer
Perfect for creative folks (like me!). Write articles, research papers, short stories, newsletters, or content for clients on local college campuses — professors, students, or even community groups. And if you’re a doodler with opinions, try a few editorial cartoons for your town newspaper. A clever sketch and one well-timed caption can do more than a gallon of gas to lift spirits these days.
2. Tutor
Got a head for math, a way with words, or a knack for cartooning? You can teach it! College bulletin boards (digital or cork), community centers, or platforms like Wyzant are great places to start. And let’s face it — if you can help a college kid pass calculus while sipping coffee in your slippers, that’s a small victory worth celebrating.
3. Piano Teacher / Songwriter
If you’ve got an old upright piano and a patient cat, you’re halfway there. Offer lessons locally or online. Compose little tunes for podcasts, small businesses, or even the town parade. Music lifts morale — and a few happy chords can chase the gloom from any cold New England morning.
4. Seller or Reseller
Here’s where your inner scavenger shines. Start small with garage sales, flea markets, or craft fairs — sell collectibles, vintage treasures, or handmade goods. As your inventory grows, consider consigning your creations to other booths. Before long, you’ll have a mini-empire powered by good finds and weekend coffee runs.
5. The Secret Ingredient: Kindness
No matter which path you take, remember — community keeps us going. Drop off an extra box of food at a pantry, donate books, or teach a neighbor how to post their first eBay listing. Little acts of help ripple through the town faster than a rumor at the diner counter.
So go ahead — pour another cup, sharpen your pencils, and dream up your next homegrown venture.
You don’t need Wall Street to survive the winter — just a little creativity, caffeine, and maybe a second-hand space heater that hums in B-flat.
☕ Thanks for Visiting!
If you’ve read this far, you’re officially part of the “Creative Survival Squad.” I appreciate you stopping by, sharing a laugh, and maybe finding a spark of inspiration for your next stay-at-home adventure. Whether you’re sipping hot black coffee, flipping bacon on the griddle, or plotting your next flea-market treasure hunt — stay warm, stay clever, and keep those good ideas percolating.
See you down the road,
— Joe Miller, Mindmyst Tales
===========SHADOW
Following an unprecedented electrical storm in Brookfield, survivors woke to find their hometown transformed—now it crackled with energy as if a portal had opened. Strange, iridescent orbs began to descend from the sky, igniting the atmosphere with electric terror. Townsfolk gathered to investigate, but one by one, they were engulfed in blinding light, their screams lost in the dissonance of thunder. Days later, locals returned, only to find their streets abandoned and silence reigning where laughter once thrived, forever haunted by a reckoning for venturing too close to the unknown.
SHADOW by Joseph Miller
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B4Z36PS3
Get your hands on a copy now and read for yourself the amazing testimonies entrusted to us for the record!
============SPACE TALES 2
Each narrative invites readers to question the nature of reality, offering immersive experiences that blur the boundaries between dream and consciousness. As characters navigate warped dimensions or alternate timelines, we are forced to consider how our perceptions shape our understanding of truth. The anthology prompts reflection on the subjective nature of reality, challenging us to recognize that our experiences are framed within our own unique lenses.
SPACE TALES 2 by Joseph Miller
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FKHGKSL3
Order your copy now and unlock a treasure trove of good-reading stories that will shock and amaze you!
Please rate and review.
============SPECIAL DARK
Meet Jack Dark, a detective whose brooding demeanor and supernatural instincts are as legendary as his super-charged, forest-green Mustang. He’s the man who chases the shadows. Then there’s Emily Harper, a bright, fiercely independent woman with a sarcastic quip for every occasion and an insatiable hunger for adventure.
SPECIAL DARK by Joseph Miller
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX9LTS74
Buy a copy now. Begin your next great reading adventure. Please rate, and review.
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KelDel Creations
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Come see what makes Kelly’s booth a favorite at every craft fair. Handmade treasures filled with love, imagination, and craftsmanship await you. Each piece has a story, and Kelly is excited to share them. Browse jewelry, décor, and whimsical creations made to inspire. Take your time to admire the details and feel the creativity in every item. Whether looking for a gift or something just for you, there’s a perfect find. Don’t miss Kelly’s booth—where creativity meets heart!
The 2025 Torrington Christmas Holiday Festival is Sunday, Nov 9th. Go support our local makers and community! Put this on your calendar! We look forward to seeing you again!!
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• Thank you for stopping by!
I’m glad you dropped by — these cool November roads feel a little friendlier when good company stops to visit. The fire’s still glowing, the coffee’s still strong, and there’s a pot of soup waiting for anyone who’s traveled far. Thanks for making the night a little warmer.
• Please do write a comment. You could, if you dare, ask me a question. If I like it, I'll publish it right here in Miller's Mysteries Blog!
[send to mindmyst@yahoo.com]
Until next Thursday,
Happy October!!!
Joe Miller 🍻🍻 🦈️⛳️⛵🇺🇸️🌻🍎🎃️
• Quick question
If you had to trade places with any fictional character for a week, who would you choose, and what kind of trouble would you get into? I’d probably choose Peter Pan just to fly around and create chaos in Neverland! Just don’t send me to any fairy council meetings!
• weather forecast
October 24: Clouds roll in thick and eerie, accompanied by whispers that a parallel Earth has been found—one where Mondays last twice as long. Expect mass hysteria if true. Pack extra coffee.
• Questions from readers:
Joe, how do you stay humble with all your talent?
👉 Simple. My cats remind me daily that I’m just the guy who scoops the litter box.
“Joe, did you finally organize that desk, or are you waiting for the archaeological dig team to arrive?”
👉 “They’re still mapping layer three — that’s where the 2018 tax receipts were discovered.”
“So, Joe, how’s that diet going — still on the seafood plan: you see food, you eat it?”
👉 “Exactly. My willpower’s in witness protection.”
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