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  Hello October adventurers! It’s that magical time of year when the chickens are clucking with extra gusto, and the  goats are channeling their inner Houdini. The other day, I caught them staring at the locked gate with a look that said, “It’s only a matter of time, human.” πŸ˜† I’m half expecting them to escape just to join in on the neighborhood trick-or-treating. To keep the fun going, here’s today’s lotto numbers: 2, 9, 27, 33, 41, 6.  Just remember to check your ticket before the goat gets to it! Across my Desk 1896 BOOK CLAIMS TRUMP TO BE LAST PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA: The Baron Trump Collection Starkey Farmstead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UhA_L6C2Lo&t=16s ➤ Discovered an “Infinite” Energy Source: They’re already backed by NASA and the US Navy, with ~$50M in total contracts. Now, Infinity Fuel is aiming to dominate $19.4B in combined markets with their air-independent fuel cell tech. Invest in Infinity Fuel by 10/25. https://invest.infinityfuel....

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  Ah, October—the month where the mornings are crisp, the evenings are cool, and the cats are...unreasonably loud. I swear, they’re competing for "Most Dramatic Sunrise Alarm." Meanwhile, the goats have taken a keen interest in the garden, probably planning an autumn buffet. πŸ‚πŸ“πŸ By the end of this month, I may need to reinforce the fence or else the pumpkin patch is doomed. Speaking of chances, here’s your six-number lotto pick for the day: 7, 18, 26, 32, 44, 13. Maybe it’s time for your lucky October streak! Across my desk On grocery self-checkout Grocery Store Removes All Self-Service Checkout Machines -- UK Rich NOW do it in this country! Norma Didn’t need them to start with. All it does replace a job that a single mom might need, or a teen trying to make money for the summer. Take them all out. Go back to the way it should be. Joe Same applies to carriage returns in the parking lot. Cheap Groceries Here are several sources where you can find cheap groceries:  Aldi'...

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  Welcome, October friends of Mindmyst Tales! The three white cats decide to "help" their human carve pumpkins. They end up sitting in the middle of the mess, covered in pumpkin guts, while the young black cat watches from a safe distance, judging their lack of finesse.  The goats are not interested in the pumpkin theatrics but more focused on finding ways to trick me into giving them treats. πŸŽƒπŸ‘» In the spirit of fun, here’s your spooky lotto numbers: 5, 11, 22, 34, 40, 8. Maybe this is the lucky trick that turns into a treat!      • Across my desk 2nd Annual Spooky Southington Writing Contest It's that time again! October 1st thru October 31st, patrons of all ages are welcome to submit an original spooky story for our 2nd annual library wide writing contest. Haunt on Eden is a walk-through haunted house located in Southington, CT ... located at Mount Southington ski area. 396 Mt Vernon Rd, Southington. Phantom Fall Fest. Weekends Sep 21 - Oct 27. Join us early...

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  Happy October , dear readers! The cool breeze is blowing, and my chickens have already started their annual fall feather fluffing. My goat, meanwhile, is in full preparation mode for the great pumpkin showdown. She’s eyeballing that big orange beauty on the porch like it’s the final boss in her personal video game. πŸŽƒπŸ I expect to walk out one morning and find her perched victoriously on top of it, cape flowing in the wind. While you’re prepping for your own October adventures, here’s a lucky lotto pick to spice up your day: 3, 14, 29, 31, 44, 9. Maybe the lotto gods will be as generous as my goat’s pumpkin obsession.  • Across my desk Things helping my friends and family survive Helene: A gas car, A gas stove, Cash. Useless during Helene: Electric cars, Diversity, My tax dollars in Ukraine. The hurricane really exposed how much of a liability electric vehicles really are! America will never be great again until we put Jesus Christ first. Amen. †πŸ’• πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ A human heart beats ...

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 Good morning, spooky storytellers! October is here, and the leaves are falling faster than a chicken trying to outrun the neighbor’s goat. Speaking of chickens and goats, has anyone else noticed they seem to be plotting something together? I caught mine huddled up like they're working on an escape plan—or maybe just planning their Halloween costumes. I can see it now: chicken as the ghost, goat as the vampire. Boo! πŸ“πŸ¦‡ Before the animals take over, here’s today’s lucky lotto numbers: 12, 19, 24, 36, 42, 7. Play them wisely—just make sure the goat doesn’t eat your ticket!  • Across my desk    A Russian research team known as the Kosmopoisk Group claims to have found a one-inch screw embedded inside a rock that is 300 million years old. They say the screw is the remains of an ancient form of technology. The stone containing the 'screw' (pictured) was found in the Kaluga region in Russia and is said to be 300 millions years old by the team of UFO and paranormal resear...