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The Miller Report 10102024

  Happy October , dear readers! The cool breeze is blowing, and my chickens have already started their annual fall feather fluffing. My goat, meanwhile, is in full preparation mode for the great pumpkin showdown. She’s eyeballing that big orange beauty on the porch like it’s the final boss in her personal video game. πŸŽƒπŸ I expect to walk out one morning and find her perched victoriously on top of it, cape flowing in the wind. While you’re prepping for your own October adventures, here’s a lucky lotto pick to spice up your day: 3, 14, 29, 31, 44, 9. Maybe the lotto gods will be as generous as my goat’s pumpkin obsession.  • Across my desk Things helping my friends and family survive Helene: A gas car, A gas stove, Cash. Useless during Helene: Electric cars, Diversity, My tax dollars in Ukraine. The hurricane really exposed how much of a liability electric vehicles really are! America will never be great again until we put Jesus Christ first. Amen. †πŸ’• πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ A human heart beats more than

The Miller Report 10032024

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 Good morning, spooky storytellers! October is here, and the leaves are falling faster than a chicken trying to outrun the neighbor’s goat. Speaking of chickens and goats, has anyone else noticed they seem to be plotting something together? I caught mine huddled up like they're working on an escape plan—or maybe just planning their Halloween costumes. I can see it now: chicken as the ghost, goat as the vampire. Boo! πŸ“πŸ¦‡ Before the animals take over, here’s today’s lucky lotto numbers: 12, 19, 24, 36, 42, 7. Play them wisely—just make sure the goat doesn’t eat your ticket!  • Across my desk    A Russian research team known as the Kosmopoisk Group claims to have found a one-inch screw embedded inside a rock that is 300 million years old. They say the screw is the remains of an ancient form of technology. The stone containing the 'screw' (pictured) was found in the Kaluga region in Russia and is said to be 300 millions years old by the team of UFO and paranormal researchers w